AMENITIES
PLEASE LEAVE ALL OVERCOATS, CANES, AND TOP HATS WITH THE DOORMAN. FROM THAT
MOMENT, YOU'LL BE OUT OF PLACE AND
UNDERDRESSED.
OUR AMENITIES INCLUDE
🍾 24/7 CHAMPAGNE SERVICE AND PUNCH
(YOU SPIKED THE PUNCH WHILE OTHERS WERE DISTRACTED)
🎩 A DOORMAN WHO NEVER FORGETS
🎻 LIVE STRING QUARTETS IN THE LOBBY
🕯️ CURTAINS THAT NEVER QUITE CLOSE
🎪 CIRCUS PERFORMERS IN THE HALLWAYS AT THE ODDEST HOURS